For Lor'duron!
hover!

I have dragons for sale!

Top: Coatl male. Lavender/denim/mulberry. Selling for 150kt.

Bottom Left: Guardian male. Silver/steel/gold. Selling for 12kt.

Bottom Right: Guardian female. Charcoal/stone/sunshine. Selling for 12kt.

Send any trades to KittyNoodles (ID #7307).

mondoreos:

*sees a new character that is attractive*

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(Source: pekoreos)

modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children

modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children

(Source: olympercy)

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

"She’s so precious when she’s sleepy…"

~~~

Basically what happens when you awaken the lava kraken. I feel this also rather accurately sums up Amariah and Scythe’s relationship pretty much from day one…

<i>”You don’t intimidate me, you tall-ass motherfucker.”</i>

~~~

Another chibi picture for el-aatmik, this time with Amariah and Jael! It’s probably an accurate chibi depiction of the height difference they’ve got between them…

<i>”You don’t intimidate me, you tall-ass motherfucker.”</i>

~~~

Another chibi picture for el-aatmik, this time with Amariah and Jael! It’s probably an accurate chibi depiction of the height difference they’ve got between them…

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)
"I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you"
- ancient proverb, displaying an enormous amount of love and tolerance (via middle-earth-and-westeros)
awwww-cute:

Baby Otters!

awwww-cute:

Baby Otters!

brave-heart-juliet:

inkstainsonmyjacket:

xxduhastxx:

meowbeastt:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too

Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY

QUEEN ELSA
VERSUS
PRINCESS MERIDA
BEGIN!
Elsa:Hey nice hairMs. Curly ass froYou’re out of controlMine is slick like the snowYour right it’s petty to justfocus on your lookShould we focus on talent'cause we know you can't cookGo ahead and threaten me with yourlittle wooden weaponBut not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’
Up on your turf ‘cause I’m straight rippin’ from NarniaAnd if you walk out the door nowI promise no harm to ye’.
Merida:That’s richcoming from a from a Frozen ass bitch
I don’t even need my bowto deal with this sitch’
I didn’t realise you started rapping'cause I thought we kept it classyWith the noises coming out your mouthI thought it was your sister being gassy!
You’ll destroy yourselfby keepin’ everything insideYour powers can’t be controlled ‘causeyour sick in the mind!
Both parents are dead!Now you’re ill in the head -If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -Hair! Cause you changed your sisDidn’t notice till now but your fate is thisTo be upstaged by we the new dominate raceI guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.
Elsa:Don’t pop your topyou unreasonable scotIf you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not
turned your mom to a bearhow the hell is that fair?At least when I try and change peopleI only change their hair!
If you say you can go change your fateBut I know the only reason you say you canIs cause you suck at choosing a date!
Merida:Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!
And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!
Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a shamNot an actual royal specimen like I am.
And now you  understand I’ve just kicked your ass, sotake my solemn advice dear.And let it go.
WHO WONWHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!

You read the beginning and outro in the voice and you know you did

brave-heart-juliet:

inkstainsonmyjacket:

xxduhastxx:

meowbeastt:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too

Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY

QUEEN ELSA

VERSUS

PRINCESS MERIDA

BEGIN!

Elsa:
Hey nice hair
Ms. Curly ass fro
You’re out of control
Mine is slick like the snow

Your right it’s petty to just
focus on your look
Should we focus on talent
'cause we know you can't cook

Go ahead and threaten me with your
little wooden weapon
But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’

Up on your turf ‘cause I’m
straight rippin’ from Narnia
And if you walk out the door now
I promise no harm to ye’.

Merida:
That’s rich
coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch

I don’t even need my bow
to deal with this sitch’

I didn’t realise you started rapping
'cause I thought we kept it classy
With the noises coming out your mouth
I thought it was your sister being gassy!

You’ll destroy yourself
by keepin’ everything inside
Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause
your sick in the mind!

Both parents are dead!
Now you’re ill in the head -
If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -
Hair! Cause you changed your sis
Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this

To be upstaged by we the new dominate race
I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.

Elsa:
Don’t pop your top
you unreasonable scot
If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not

turned your mom to a bear
how the hell is that fair?
At least when I try and change people
I only change their hair!

If you say you can go change your fate
But I know the only reason you say you can
Is cause you suck at choosing a date!

Merida:
Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght
'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!

And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!

Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham
Not an actual royal specimen like I am.

And now you  understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so
take my solemn advice dear.
And let it go.

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

You read the beginning and outro in the voice and you know you did

(Source: four-big-idiots)

onyxnox:

houseofhanover:

funnyorwtf:

Saw this on a door at work.

# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

I laughed at this more than I should have

onyxnox:

houseofhanover:

funnyorwtf:

Saw this on a door at work.

the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

I laughed at this more than I should have

kitty-noodles:

I have babies for sale!

Top Clutch:

Top: Male, black basic/caribbean eyespot/sunshine basic. Selling for 12.5k treasure.

Center clutch:

Center Top-Left: Male, maize basic/stone shimmer/ivory crackle. Selling for 25k treasure.

Center Top-Right: Female, maize basic/gold basic/crimson crackle. Selling for 17.5k treasure.

Center Bottom-Left: Female, maize basic/sand shimmer/magenta crackle. Selling for 20k treasure.

Center Bottom-Right: Male, maize basic/chocolate basic/crimson crackle. Selling for 17.5k treasure.

Bottom Clutch:

Bottom: Male, beige clown/avocado shimmer/emerald basic. Selling for 20k treasure.

All of these babies are for sale on KittyNoodles (ID# 7307). Send me a crossroads for any that catch your eye!

beeftony:

justplainsomething:

adrianestpierre:

Gaston really is the most terrifying Disney villain because he could be anyone in the world.

Later he convinces the whole town to set up his wedding with the knowledge that the would-be bride would be thrown into it. Everyone finds his creepy-ass tactics as cute and “boys will be boys” esque. So yeah, he is terrifying.

Yeah, the truly scary thing about Beauty and the Beast isn’t that Gaston exists, but that society fucking loves him. People who deride the movie by saying it’s about Stockholm Syndrome are ignoring that it’s actually about the various ways that truly decent people get othered by society. People don’t trust the Beast because of the way he looks, which only feeds his anger issues and pushes him further away. Gaston isn’t the only one who criticizes Belle for being bookish, either; the whole town says there must be something wrong with her. And her father gets carted off to a mental asylum for being just a little eccentric.

Howard Ashman, who collaborated on the film’s score and had a huge influence on the movie’s story and themes, was a gay man who died of AIDS shortly after work on the film was completed. If you watch the film with that in mind, the message of it becomes clear. Gaston demonstrates that bullies are rewarded and beloved by society as long as they possess a certain set of characteristics, while nice people who don’t are ostracized. The love story between Belle and the Beast is about them finding solace in each other after society rejects them both.

Notice how the Beast reacts when the whole town comes for him. He’s not angry, he’s sad. He’s tired. And he almost gives up because he has nothing to live for. But then he sees that Belle has come back for him, and suddenly he does. In the original fairy tale, the Beast asks Belle to marry him every night, and the spell is broken when she accepts. In the Disney movie, he waits for her to love him, because he cannot love himself. That’s how badly being ostracized from society and told that you’re a monster all your life can fuck with your head and make you stop seeing yourself as human.

Society rewards the bullies because we’ve been brought up to believe that their victims don’t belong. That if someone doesn’t fit in, then they have to be put in their place, or destroyed. And this movie demonstrates that this line of thinking is wrong. It’s so much deeper than a standard “be yourself” message, and that’s why it’s one of my favorite Disney movies.

(Source: thomasfinchmackee)

&lt;i&gt;&#8221;IT IS TOO FUCK MOTHERING EARLY FOR THIS ANTAEUS. I WILL SHOVE YOU IN THE MICROWAVE LIKE A FISHSTICK, I SWEAR TO THE CREATOR.&#8221;&lt;/i&gt;

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A quick thing I drew for el-aatmik, based on a Skype conversation we had this morning. Amariah, being Not A Morning Person, is forever annoyed that Antaeus is able to wake up at the crack of dawn all the time.

Antaeus probably finds this amusing. Or enjoys teasing her when she drags herself out to gripe at him for it.

<i>”IT IS TOO FUCK MOTHERING EARLY FOR THIS ANTAEUS. I WILL SHOVE YOU IN THE MICROWAVE LIKE A FISHSTICK, I SWEAR TO THE CREATOR.”</i>

~~~~

A quick thing I drew for el-aatmik, based on a Skype conversation we had this morning. Amariah, being Not A Morning Person, is forever annoyed that Antaeus is able to wake up at the crack of dawn all the time.

Antaeus probably finds this amusing. Or enjoys teasing her when she drags herself out to gripe at him for it.

For the Day Crowd!

Last night… er, early this morning (like, four in the morning my time)… I made a separate blog where I’ll be making all of my canon posts from now on, mostly because I figure that should make it significantly easier to track my canon work.

If anybody would like the link to the new bog, go ahead and send me a PM! ^^